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The luxuries of life come cheap.
January 2006
Hi! My name is Orlund and I live in a ‘Mobile Home Park'. That is the politically correct term. It means I live in a trailer. It is not as bad as it sounds though. So for all of you who do not know the advantages of living in a trailer I'm here to tell you. I will explain to you the art of picking the best trailer that you will be proud to say “We live in a mobile home”. First of all, if you are going to buy one, get one on the same street as the rich people. It does not have to be close. In fact ours is a couple of kilometres away from the rich people but it is on the same street. “Why does that matter?” you may ask. The reason is so that when people ask us where we live we say “Rose Hill” then they look at us blankly for a second then respond “Oh”. Quite simple. They don't ask what kind of house or how much it cost. They just assume we are rich. You get more respect that way. That is until they find out the rest. Second, find one with a good name. Ours is “ Hidden Valley ”. It sounds like a resort. Try to stay away from the ones like “ Back Ally Trailer Park ”, “ Uncle Bills Mobile Park ” or “Dead Mans Creek”. A name can mean a lot. The word “Park” is quite obviously not a park.
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Third, You need to realize that the word “mobile” means mobile. You can move. One day you could drive it down to the lake and have lake shore property. You could also drive it up the side of a mountain and have a cabin get-a-way or a ski cabin at your favourite ski resort. The options are endless. The advantages of a having trailer are endless. The best part is they are “inexpensive”. That is a politically correct word for cheap. So why spend money on an expensive house when all the luxuries of life can be found in a cheep house on wheels. ~ Orlund ~ |
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