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Dr. Emil Gives Chicken a thumbs up!

Who is Dr. Emil? A few years back Dr. Emil was the talk of the town but where did he go and who was he?

Through extensive investigations we were able to find Dr. Emil. He asked us to keep his true identity secret but here are a few things we can share with you. The doctor is currently living on a farm. He says farm life is a way of avoiding the city pollution and carcinogens. It also allows him to drink milk straight from the cow with out it being processed. Dr. Emil says processed milk is like drinking white glue, it clogs up your system.

We asked the Doctor if living on the farm was an way of escaping from all his controversial ideas and debates with the FDA but the doctor would not comment on that. So we asked the question of all time “Does Dr. Emil like chicken”. In case you are not sure how this is the question of all time let me explain. About 7 years ago someone had sent a E-mail that Dr. Emil loved chicken. In fact that was someone’s E-mail address (DrEmailLovesChicken@---------.com). No one knew for real if Dr. Emil loved chicken or if it was a rumor. So here is your answer.

Dr. Emil gives a thumbs up to chicken. Why? It’s because chicken not only tastes good but it is health and you can grow them on a farm. He says chickens are low in saturated fat which helps your cholesterol. “If you eat least cholesterol in you meat you have more chips and pop while watching T.V.” He also says that because it also has low calories you do not have to exercise as much. Dr. Emil says that says since he has been eating chicken the only real exercise he does is walking to the fridge for more chicken. Before chicken he had to run after cows for beef. “I’ve never felt better!” says with a smile on his face.

Dark chicken is high in iron, vitamins and other minerals. Dr. Emil claims that this meat will keep you healthy. We ask the Doctor if there is any thing new about chicken or any thing else about it he could tell us. The Doctor was a little disturbed by the question and replied “If people really know this then why don’t they eat more chicken? This should be considered a scientific break through.” He says that if Doctors knew more about chicken they would prescribe less pills and more chicken McDonald’s Mc Nuggets.

Although Dr. Emil seems hidden in the back ground he says he is not sleeping on the issue. The Doctor believes in taking an active approach in today’s health care concerns. Currently Dr. Emil is experimenting with a special feed mix that he claims will grow 300 lb. chickens. If the Doctor succeeds in his plans for his chicken farm he believes the number of doctors needed in hospitals can be reduced by at least 83%.

The feathers from the project are being sold in pillows to help fund the research. Attempts have also been made to use feathers in car air bags in stead of quick release chemicals. This will help in cleaning up our environment.

The doctor is not only concerned with local health issues but he also has a global vision of a better health. One of the eggs from a 300 lb. chicken will be large enough to feed an Ethiopian family for a day. “We are a global community” says the Doctor “and are only as strong as the weakest link.” The Doctor says that together we and the chickens will make this world a better place to live.

So in conclusion chicken receives a thumbs up from the Dr. Emil. Now you can say in full confidence “Dr. Emil loves chicken!” and know next time you are eating chicken that you are making this world a better place to live.

~ Orlund ~
[2006-04-01]